I keep a good luck charm, tucked under my arm, cause she told me to A little soft and round, like a penny found She said keep an eye on you in case I try and do something stupid She's a little bit of life, a paragraph, a point of view, a messenger She's reading middle sex, and I'm on Salinger So it may come as no surprise why I'm the perfect guy for her She's mine loves her wine and fine dining That's right, she's mine she's so fine and loves fine dining When I'm in the shower, I take about an hour, and I think of her Girl, I'm a dirty boy, with the bathtime toys the fog rolls in and it's ships ahoy I pretend I'm her Gilligan and she's Marianne and Ginger combined Well, my honey's so funny, she's money, she never means to undermind She knows I love my job, but I love her more So it makes no difference either long distance or over time She's mine she loves her wine and fine dining She's so sweet oh, so petite oh, so completely entertaining, oh She holds my hand we love to dance oh, so romancing, oh She is mine (Intro again) We pretend our friend is a minister, he wears a cap and gown and he pulls a crowd, and he walks us down the aisles to where we say our vows We say our vows, we say our vows and pray Considering her space and her miles from Graceland, hook me up I need a strong soy latte, make it grande and wake me from my nightmares and keep me safe when she's not there Don't call me crazy Because she's mine she loves her wine and fine dining She holds my hand and takes the chance at sweet romance and also disco dancing Oh, see she's mine she loves her wine fine dining Yes, she's mine oh mine lover her wine sometime Yes, she's fine oh fine darling ... (mumbles) Let's make out!