So You Think You Can Dance you're Dancing With The Stars you're an Apprentice who wants a Masterchef or a network food star you're an American Idol you're the Next Top Model even better yet, you want a Bachelorette because you are a Bachelor But this is the Real World an Amazing Race it's a cupcake wall in a Shark Tank you're not the Biggest Loser you're a Survivor So You Think You Can Dance you're Dancing With The Stars you're gonna get an Iron Chef cause you got The Voice like I said you're an American Idol she's the Next Top Model you're gonna get a Bachelorette with the X-Factor So You Think You Can Dance