Walking this morning, what did I see? I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! Walking along after dark, All kind of changes going on in the park I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) It was a gorgeous day Everything's going my way I am a man, with some sand in my van I don't know what to do How do may this stay through Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) Good morning, how are youse? How your socks? How your shoes? You listening to jazz, what did you choose? Oh me? I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) Ha! Walking down the street Get a lot of wolf whistles Gotta find someone to week Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now Just walking along, to singing my new song Here we go... Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend I got some letters that I've just got to send I got another nine people, that I want to call I got to write to them all Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... Letter writing never ends Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) My wife said: Tom you look so scary, Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about Oh got your permission, to improve your vision Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair Cause soon you gonna scare all children!