A#m Walking this morning, what did I see? A#m I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! A#m Walking along after dark, A#m All kind of changes going on in the park A#m F# I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) A#m It was a gorgeous day Fm Everything's going my way D#m A#m I am a man, with some sand in my van A#m I don't know what to do Fm How do may this stay through D#m A#m Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) C# A#m Good morning, how are youse? C# A#m How your socks? How your shoes? C# A#m You listening to jazz, what did you choose? F# Oh me? G# C# I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) G# Ha! G# Walking down the street C# Get a lot of wolf whistles G# Gotta find someone to week C# Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) C# A#m C# A#m Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now C# A#m Just walking along, to singing my new song F# Here we go... C# A#m Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend C# A#m I got some letters that I've just got to send F# C# I got another nine people, that I want to call A#m I got to write to them all F# G# Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... C# A#m Letter writing never ends C# A#m Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) A#m F# My wife said: Tom you look so scary, A#m F# Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy A#m F# I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! D#m G# They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! A#m F# So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about D#m G# Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt A#m F# Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about D#m G# Oh got your permission, to improve your vision A#m F# Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair D#m G# Cause soon you gonna scare all children!