A 355433 [Intro] Badd9 E|---------7------7-----7----7-----7-----7-----9-----9-----7--5----| B|-------5---5------5-----5----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----------| G|-----6-------6------6-----6----6-----6-----6----6-----6----------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|--0--------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse] Badd9 I keep a good luck charm, tucked under my arm, cause she told me to Badd9 B little soft and round, like a penny found Aadd9 She said keep an eye on you C#m/G# in case I try and do Badd9 something stupid Badd9 She's a little bit of life, a paragraph, a point of view, a messenger She's reading middle sex, and I'm on Salinger Aadd9 So it may come as no surprise C#m/G# Badd9 why I'm the perfect guy for her [Chorus] B She's mine D#m loves her wine A F# and fine dining B That's right, she's mine D#m she's so fine A F# and loves fine dining [Verse] Badd9 When I'm in the shower, I take about an hour, and I think of her Badd9 Girl, I'm a dirty boy, with the bathtime toys the fog rolls in and it's ships ahoy Aadd9 I pretend I'm her Gilligan C#m/G# Badd9 and she's Marianne and Ginger combined Badd9 Well, my honey's so funny, she's money, she never means to undermind Badd9 She knows I love my job, but I love her more Aadd9 So it makes no difference C#m/G# either long distance Badd9 or over time [Chorus] B She's mine D#m she loves her wine A F# and fine dining B She's so sweet D#m oh, so petite A F# oh, so completely entertaining, oh B She holds my hand D#m we love to dance A oh, so romancing, oh F# She is mine [Interlude] (Intro again) [Verse] Badd9 We pretend our friend is a minister, he wears a cap and gown Badd9 and he pulls a crowd, and he walks us down Aadd9 the aisles to where we say our vows C#m/G# We say our vows, we say our vows Badd9 and pray Badd9 Considering her space and her miles from Graceland, hook me up Badd9 I need a strong soy latte, make it grande Aadd9 and wake me from my nightmares C#m/G# and keep me safe when she's not there Badd9 Don't call me crazy [Chorus] B Because she's mine D#m she loves her wine A F# and fine dining B She holds my hand D#m and takes the chance A at sweet romance F# and also disco dancing B Oh, see she's mine D#m she loves her wine A F# fine dining B Yes, she's mine oh mine D#m lover her wine sometime A F# B F# B Yes, she's fine oh fine darling ... (mumbles) Let's make out!