G So You Think You Can Dance Em you're Dancing With The Stars C you're an Apprentice who wants a Masterchef D or a network food star G you're an American Idol Em you're the Next Top Model C even better yet, you want a Bachelorette D because you are a Bachelor [Bridge] Em But this is the Real World D an Amazing Race Em it's a cupcake wall D in a Shark Tank C you're not the Biggest Loser D you're a Survivor [Chorus] G#m So You Think You Can Dance Fm you're Dancing With The Stars C# you're gonna get an Iron Chef cause you got D# The Voice like I said G#m you're an American Idol Fm she's the Next Top Model C# you're gonna get a Bachelorette D# with the X-Factor G#m So You Think You Can Dance