(bass riff) C# and C#7 F# ------------ -------------------------------------- ------------ -------2-4-2-------------------------- -------2-4-2 -0---4-------------------------------- 0---4------- -------------------------------------- C# Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland Or France C#7 The Man In the Mac said, 'You gotta go back' C#7 You know they didn't even give us a chance F# C# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be G#7 C# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me. C# Finally made the plane into paris, honeymooning down by the seine C#7 Peter Brown called to say, you can make it ok C#7 You can get married in Gibraltar near spain .. F# C# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be G#7 C# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me. C# Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton, talking in our beds for a week C#7 The newspapers said 'What're you doing in bed' C#7 I said we're only trying to get us some peace ... F# C# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be G#7 C# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me. F# Saving all your money for a rainy day F# Giving all your clothes to charity G#7 Last night the wife said, oh boy when you're dead G# You don't take nothing with you but your soul C# Think! C# Made a lightning trip to Vienna C#7 Eating chocolate cake in a bag C#7 The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head F# C# They look just like two gurus in drag" F# C# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be G#7 C# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me. C# Caught the early plane back to London C#7 Fifty acorns tied in a sack C#7 The men from the press say "We wish you success F# C# It's good to have the both of you back" F# C# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be G#7 C# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me.