(bass riff) F# and F#7 B ------------ -------------------------------------- ------------ -------2-4-2-------------------------- -------2-4-2 -0---4-------------------------------- 0---4------- -------------------------------------- F# Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland Or France F#7 The Man In the Mac said, 'You gotta go back' F#7 You know they didn't even give us a chance B F# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be C#7 F# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me. F# Finally made the plane into paris, honeymooning down by the seine F#7 Peter Brown called to say, you can make it ok F#7 You can get married in Gibraltar near spain .. B F# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be C#7 F# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me. F# Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton, talking in our beds for a week F#7 The newspapers said 'What're you doing in bed' F#7 I said we're only trying to get us some peace ... B F# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be C#7 F# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me. B Saving all your money for a rainy day B Giving all your clothes to charity C#7 Last night the wife said, oh boy when you're dead C# You don't take nothing with you but your soul F# Think! F# Made a lightning trip to Vienna F#7 Eating chocolate cake in a bag F#7 The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head B F# They look just like two gurus in drag" B F# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be C#7 F# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me. F# Caught the early plane back to London F#7 Fifty acorns tied in a sack F#7 The men from the press say "We wish you success B F# It's good to have the both of you back" B F# Christ You know it ain't easy you know how hard it can be C#7 F# The way things are going ...they're gonna crucify me.