Bm Walking this morning, what did I see? Bm I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! Bm Walking along after dark, Bm All kind of changes going on in the park Bm G I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) Bm It was a gorgeous day F#m Everything's going my way Em Bm I am a man, with some sand in my van Bm I don't know what to do F#m How do may this stay through Em Bm Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) D Bm Good morning, how are youse? D Bm How your socks? How your shoes? D Bm You listening to jazz, what did you choose? G Oh me? A D I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) A Ha! A Walking down the street D Get a lot of wolf whistles A Gotta find someone to week D Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) D Bm D Bm Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now D Bm Just walking along, to singing my new song G Here we go... D Bm Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend D Bm I got some letters that I've just got to send G D I got another nine people, that I want to call Bm I got to write to them all G A Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... D Bm Letter writing never ends D Bm Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) Bm G My wife said: Tom you look so scary, Bm G Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy Bm G I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! Em A They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! Bm G So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about Em A Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt Bm G Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about Em A Oh got your permission, to improve your vision Bm G Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair Em A Cause soon you gonna scare all children!