Fm Walking this morning, what did I see? Fm I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! Fm Walking along after dark, Fm All kind of changes going on in the park Fm C# I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) Fm It was a gorgeous day Cm Everything's going my way A#m Fm I am a man, with some sand in my van Fm I don't know what to do Cm How do may this stay through A#m Fm Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) G# Fm Good morning, how are youse? G# Fm How your socks? How your shoes? G# Fm You listening to jazz, what did you choose? C# Oh me? D# G# I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) D# Ha! D# Walking down the street G# Get a lot of wolf whistles D# Gotta find someone to week G# Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) G# Fm G# Fm Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now G# Fm Just walking along, to singing my new song C# Here we go... G# Fm Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend G# Fm I got some letters that I've just got to send C# G# I got another nine people, that I want to call Fm I got to write to them all C# D# Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... G# Fm Letter writing never ends G# Fm Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) Fm C# My wife said: Tom you look so scary, Fm C# Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy Fm C# I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! A#m D# They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! Fm C# So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about A#m D# Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt Fm C# Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about A#m D# Oh got your permission, to improve your vision Fm C# Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair A#m D# Cause soon you gonna scare all children!