F#m Walking this morning, what did I see? F#m I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! F#m Walking along after dark, F#m All kind of changes going on in the park F#m D I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) F#m It was a gorgeous day C#m Everything's going my way Bm F#m I am a man, with some sand in my van F#m I don't know what to do C#m How do may this stay through Bm F#m Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) A F#m Good morning, how are youse? A F#m How your socks? How your shoes? A F#m You listening to jazz, what did you choose? D Oh me? E A I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) E Ha! E Walking down the street A Get a lot of wolf whistles E Gotta find someone to week A Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) A F#m A F#m Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now A F#m Just walking along, to singing my new song D Here we go... A F#m Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend A F#m I got some letters that I've just got to send D A I got another nine people, that I want to call F#m I got to write to them all D E Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... A F#m Letter writing never ends A F#m Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) F#m D My wife said: Tom you look so scary, F#m D Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy F#m D I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! Bm E They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! F#m D So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about Bm E Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt F#m D Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about Bm E Oh got your permission, to improve your vision F#m D Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair Bm E Cause soon you gonna scare all children!