Dm Walking this morning, what did I see? Dm I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! Dm Walking along after dark, Dm All kind of changes going on in the park Dm A# I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) Dm It was a gorgeous day Am Everything's going my way Gm Dm I am a man, with some sand in my van Dm I don't know what to do Am How do may this stay through Gm Dm Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) F Dm Good morning, how are youse? F Dm How your socks? How your shoes? F Dm You listening to jazz, what did you choose? A# Oh me? C F I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) C Ha! C Walking down the street F Get a lot of wolf whistles C Gotta find someone to week F Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) F Dm F Dm Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now F Dm Just walking along, to singing my new song A# Here we go... F Dm Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend F Dm I got some letters that I've just got to send A# F I got another nine people, that I want to call Dm I got to write to them all A# C Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... F Dm Letter writing never ends F Dm Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) Dm A# My wife said: Tom you look so scary, Dm A# Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy Dm A# I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! Gm C They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! Dm A# So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about Gm C Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt Dm A# Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about Gm C Oh got your permission, to improve your vision Dm A# Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair Gm C Cause soon you gonna scare all children!