Cm Walking this morning, what did I see? Cm I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! Cm Walking along after dark, Cm All kind of changes going on in the park Cm G# I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) Cm It was a gorgeous day Gm Everything's going my way Fm Cm I am a man, with some sand in my van Cm I don't know what to do Gm How do may this stay through Fm Cm Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) D# Cm Good morning, how are youse? D# Cm How your socks? How your shoes? D# Cm You listening to jazz, what did you choose? G# Oh me? A# D# I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) A# Ha! A# Walking down the street D# Get a lot of wolf whistles A# Gotta find someone to week D# Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) D# Cm D# Cm Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now D# Cm Just walking along, to singing my new song G# Here we go... D# Cm Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend D# Cm I got some letters that I've just got to send G# D# I got another nine people, that I want to call Cm I got to write to them all G# A# Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... D# Cm Letter writing never ends D# Cm Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) Cm G# My wife said: Tom you look so scary, Cm G# Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy Cm G# I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! Fm A# They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! Cm G# So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about Fm A# Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt Cm G# Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about Fm A# Oh got your permission, to improve your vision Cm G# Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair Fm A# Cause soon you gonna scare all children!