C#m Walking this morning, what did I see? C#m I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! C#m Walking along after dark, C#m All kind of changes going on in the park C#m A I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) C#m It was a gorgeous day G#m Everything's going my way F#m C#m I am a man, with some sand in my van C#m I don't know what to do G#m How do may this stay through F#m C#m Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) E C#m Good morning, how are youse? E C#m How your socks? How your shoes? E C#m You listening to jazz, what did you choose? A Oh me? B E I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) B Ha! B Walking down the street E Get a lot of wolf whistles B Gotta find someone to week E Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) E C#m E C#m Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now E C#m Just walking along, to singing my new song A Here we go... E C#m Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend E C#m I got some letters that I've just got to send A E I got another nine people, that I want to call C#m I got to write to them all A B Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... E C#m Letter writing never ends E C#m Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) C#m A My wife said: Tom you look so scary, C#m A Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy C#m A I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! F#m B They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! C#m A So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about F#m B Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt C#m A Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about F#m B Oh got your permission, to improve your vision C#m A Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair F#m B Cause soon you gonna scare all children!