D#m Walking this morning, what did I see? D#m I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! D#m Walking along after dark, D#m All kind of changes going on in the park D#m B I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) D#m It was a gorgeous day A#m Everything's going my way G#m D#m I am a man, with some sand in my van D#m I don't know what to do A#m How do may this stay through G#m D#m Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) F# D#m Good morning, how are youse? F# D#m How your socks? How your shoes? F# D#m You listening to jazz, what did you choose? B Oh me? C# F# I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) C# Ha! C# Walking down the street F# Get a lot of wolf whistles C# Gotta find someone to week F# Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) F# D#m F# D#m Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now F# D#m Just walking along, to singing my new song B Here we go... F# D#m Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend F# D#m I got some letters that I've just got to send B F# I got another nine people, that I want to call D#m I got to write to them all B C# Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... F# D#m Letter writing never ends F# D#m Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) D#m B My wife said: Tom you look so scary, D#m B Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy D#m B I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! G#m C# They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! D#m B So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about G#m C# Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt D#m B Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about G#m C# Oh got your permission, to improve your vision D#m B Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair G#m C# Cause soon you gonna scare all children!