Em Walking this morning, what did I see? Em I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! Em Walking along after dark, Em All kind of changes going on in the park Em C I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) Em It was a gorgeous day Bm Everything's going my way Am Em I am a man, with some sand in my van Em I don't know what to do Bm How do may this stay through Am Em Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) G Em Good morning, how are youse? G Em How your socks? How your shoes? G Em You listening to jazz, what did you choose? C Oh me? D G I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) D Ha! D Walking down the street G Get a lot of wolf whistles D Gotta find someone to week G Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) G Em G Em Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now G Em Just walking along, to singing my new song C Here we go... G Em Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend G Em I got some letters that I've just got to send C G I got another nine people, that I want to call Em I got to write to them all C D Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... G Em Letter writing never ends G Em Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) Em C My wife said: Tom you look so scary, Em C Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy Em C I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! Am D They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! Em C So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about Am D Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt Em C Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about Am D Oh got your permission, to improve your vision Em C Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair Am D Cause soon you gonna scare all children!