Gm Walking this morning, what did I see? Gm I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! Gm Walking along after dark, Gm All kind of changes going on in the park Gm D# I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) Gm It was a gorgeous day Dm Everything's going my way Cm Gm I am a man, with some sand in my van Gm I don't know what to do Dm How do may this stay through Cm Gm Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) A# Gm Good morning, how are youse? A# Gm How your socks? How your shoes? A# Gm You listening to jazz, what did you choose? D# Oh me? F A# I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) F Ha! F Walking down the street A# Get a lot of wolf whistles F Gotta find someone to week A# Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) A# Gm A# Gm Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now A# Gm Just walking along, to singing my new song D# Here we go... A# Gm Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend A# Gm I got some letters that I've just got to send D# A# I got another nine people, that I want to call Gm I got to write to them all D# F Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... A# Gm Letter writing never ends A# Gm Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) Gm D# My wife said: Tom you look so scary, Gm D# Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy Gm D# I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! Cm F They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! Gm D# So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about Cm F Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt Gm D# Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about Cm F Oh got your permission, to improve your vision Gm D# Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair Cm F Cause soon you gonna scare all children!