G#m Walking this morning, what did I see? G#m I saw a leaf drop out of a tree! G#m Walking along after dark, G#m All kind of changes going on in the park G#m E I'm saying yeah "I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51) G#m It was a gorgeous day D#m Everything's going my way C#m G#m I am a man, with some sand in my van G#m I don't know what to do D#m How do may this stay through C#m G#m Gotta get it out of my van, if I can "I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50) B G#m Good morning, how are youse? B G#m How your socks? How your shoes? B G#m You listening to jazz, what did you choose? E Oh me? F# B I'm counting screws! "I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52) (Intro) F# Ha! F# Walking down the street B Get a lot of wolf whistles F# Gotta find someone to week B Gotta buy some new bristles "Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42) B G#m B G#m Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now B G#m Just walking along, to singing my new song E Here we go... B G#m Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend B G#m I got some letters that I've just got to send E B I got another nine people, that I want to call G#m I got to write to them all E F# Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ... B G#m Letter writing never ends B G#m Don't want to write them on my computer "Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54) G#m E My wife said: Tom you look so scary, G#m E Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy G#m E I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me! C#m F# They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see! G#m E So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about C#m F# Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt G#m E Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about C#m F# Oh got your permission, to improve your vision G#m E Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair C#m F# Cause soon you gonna scare all children!