A D A “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, E A How they do Christmas there Down Under, A D A How do they make Christmas nice, D E When they ain’t got no snow and ice, A D A And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, E A He has to come from fucking miles away, A D A And what about poor Mick Dundee, D E well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say A D A Christmas here is much more fun, A E A We’ve got surfing, we got sun, A D A Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, D E Opening presents on the beach, A D A We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, D E Santa wishes he lives here, A D E Loads of laughter, loads of booze, E D A Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] A D A “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, A E A How they do Christmas Day Down Under, A D A Have you ever stopped to think, D E Do they have much punch to drink, A D A Or don’t you just find it shocking, A E Have you got tim tams in your stocking, A D A Do you wander where Jesus was born, E D A No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say A D A Christmas here is much more fun, A E A We’ve got surfing, we got sun, A D A Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, D E Opening presents on the beach, A D A We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, D E Santa wishes he lives here, A D E Loads of laughter, loads of booze, E D A Christmas with the Kangaroos” A D E Loads of laughter, loads of booze, E D A It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”