A# D# A# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, F A# How they do Christmas there Down Under, A# D# A# How do they make Christmas nice, D# F When they ain’t got no snow and ice, A# D# A# And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, F A# He has to come from fucking miles away, A# D# A# And what about poor Mick Dundee, D# F well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say A# D# A# Christmas here is much more fun, A# F A# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, A# D# A# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, D# F Opening presents on the beach, A# D# A# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, D# F Santa wishes he lives here, A# D# F Loads of laughter, loads of booze, F D# A# Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] A# D# A# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, A# F A# How they do Christmas Day Down Under, A# D# A# Have you ever stopped to think, D# F Do they have much punch to drink, A# D# A# Or don’t you just find it shocking, A# F Have you got tim tams in your stocking, A# D# A# Do you wander where Jesus was born, F D# A# No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say A# D# A# Christmas here is much more fun, A# F A# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, A# D# A# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, D# F Opening presents on the beach, A# D# A# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, D# F Santa wishes he lives here, A# D# F Loads of laughter, loads of booze, F D# A# Christmas with the Kangaroos” A# D# F Loads of laughter, loads of booze, F D# A# It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”