C# F# C# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, G# C# How they do Christmas there Down Under, C# F# C# How do they make Christmas nice, F# G# When they ain’t got no snow and ice, C# F# C# And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, G# C# He has to come from fucking miles away, C# F# C# And what about poor Mick Dundee, F# G# well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say C# F# C# Christmas here is much more fun, C# G# C# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, C# F# C# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, F# G# Opening presents on the beach, C# F# C# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, F# G# Santa wishes he lives here, C# F# G# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, G# F# C# Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] C# F# C# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, C# G# C# How they do Christmas Day Down Under, C# F# C# Have you ever stopped to think, F# G# Do they have much punch to drink, C# F# C# Or don’t you just find it shocking, C# G# Have you got tim tams in your stocking, C# F# C# Do you wander where Jesus was born, G# F# C# No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say C# F# C# Christmas here is much more fun, C# G# C# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, C# F# C# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, F# G# Opening presents on the beach, C# F# C# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, F# G# Santa wishes he lives here, C# F# G# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, G# F# C# Christmas with the Kangaroos” C# F# G# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, G# F# C# It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”