F A# F “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, C F How they do Christmas there Down Under, F A# F How do they make Christmas nice, A# C When they ain’t got no snow and ice, F A# F And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, C F He has to come from fucking miles away, F A# F And what about poor Mick Dundee, A# C well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say F A# F Christmas here is much more fun, F C F We’ve got surfing, we got sun, F A# F Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, A# C Opening presents on the beach, F A# F We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, A# C Santa wishes he lives here, F A# C Loads of laughter, loads of booze, C A# F Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] F A# F “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, F C F How they do Christmas Day Down Under, F A# F Have you ever stopped to think, A# C Do they have much punch to drink, F A# F Or don’t you just find it shocking, F C Have you got tim tams in your stocking, F A# F Do you wander where Jesus was born, C A# F No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say F A# F Christmas here is much more fun, F C F We’ve got surfing, we got sun, F A# F Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, A# C Opening presents on the beach, F A# F We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, A# C Santa wishes he lives here, F A# C Loads of laughter, loads of booze, C A# F Christmas with the Kangaroos” F A# C Loads of laughter, loads of booze, C A# F It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”