C F C “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, G C How they do Christmas there Down Under, C F C How do they make Christmas nice, F G When they ain’t got no snow and ice, C F C And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, G C He has to come from fucking miles away, C F C And what about poor Mick Dundee, F G well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say C F C Christmas here is much more fun, C G C We’ve got surfing, we got sun, C F C Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, F G Opening presents on the beach, C F C We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, F G Santa wishes he lives here, C F G Loads of laughter, loads of booze, G F C Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] C F C “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, C G C How they do Christmas Day Down Under, C F C Have you ever stopped to think, F G Do they have much punch to drink, C F C Or don’t you just find it shocking, C G Have you got tim tams in your stocking, C F C Do you wander where Jesus was born, G F C No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say C F C Christmas here is much more fun, C G C We’ve got surfing, we got sun, C F C Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, F G Opening presents on the beach, C F C We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, F G Santa wishes he lives here, C F G Loads of laughter, loads of booze, G F C Christmas with the Kangaroos” C F G Loads of laughter, loads of booze, G F C It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”