F# B F# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, C# F# How they do Christmas there Down Under, F# B F# How do they make Christmas nice, B C# When they ain’t got no snow and ice, F# B F# And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, C# F# He has to come from fucking miles away, F# B F# And what about poor Mick Dundee, B C# well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say F# B F# Christmas here is much more fun, F# C# F# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, F# B F# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, B C# Opening presents on the beach, F# B F# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, B C# Santa wishes he lives here, F# B C# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, C# B F# Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] F# B F# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, F# C# F# How they do Christmas Day Down Under, F# B F# Have you ever stopped to think, B C# Do they have much punch to drink, F# B F# Or don’t you just find it shocking, F# C# Have you got tim tams in your stocking, F# B F# Do you wander where Jesus was born, C# B F# No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say F# B F# Christmas here is much more fun, F# C# F# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, F# B F# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, B C# Opening presents on the beach, F# B F# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, B C# Santa wishes he lives here, F# B C# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, C# B F# Christmas with the Kangaroos” F# B C# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, C# B F# It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”