G# C# G# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, D# G# How they do Christmas there Down Under, G# C# G# How do they make Christmas nice, C# D# When they ain’t got no snow and ice, G# C# G# And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, D# G# He has to come from fucking miles away, G# C# G# And what about poor Mick Dundee, C# D# well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say G# C# G# Christmas here is much more fun, G# D# G# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, G# C# G# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, C# D# Opening presents on the beach, G# C# G# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, C# D# Santa wishes he lives here, G# C# D# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, D# C# G# Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] G# C# G# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, G# D# G# How they do Christmas Day Down Under, G# C# G# Have you ever stopped to think, C# D# Do they have much punch to drink, G# C# G# Or don’t you just find it shocking, G# D# Have you got tim tams in your stocking, G# C# G# Do you wander where Jesus was born, D# C# G# No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say G# C# G# Christmas here is much more fun, G# D# G# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, G# C# G# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, C# D# Opening presents on the beach, G# C# G# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, C# D# Santa wishes he lives here, G# C# D# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, D# C# G# Christmas with the Kangaroos” G# C# D# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, D# C# G# It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”