D G D “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, A D How they do Christmas there Down Under, D G D How do they make Christmas nice, G A When they ain’t got no snow and ice, D G D And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, A D He has to come from fucking miles away, D G D And what about poor Mick Dundee, G A well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say D G D Christmas here is much more fun, D A D We’ve got surfing, we got sun, D G D Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, G A Opening presents on the beach, D G D We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, G A Santa wishes he lives here, D G A Loads of laughter, loads of booze, A G D Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] D G D “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, D A D How they do Christmas Day Down Under, D G D Have you ever stopped to think, G A Do they have much punch to drink, D G D Or don’t you just find it shocking, D A Have you got tim tams in your stocking, D G D Do you wander where Jesus was born, A G D No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say D G D Christmas here is much more fun, D A D We’ve got surfing, we got sun, D G D Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, G A Opening presents on the beach, D G D We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, G A Santa wishes he lives here, D G A Loads of laughter, loads of booze, A G D Christmas with the Kangaroos” D G A Loads of laughter, loads of booze, A G D It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”