D# G# D# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, A# D# How they do Christmas there Down Under, D# G# D# How do they make Christmas nice, G# A# When they ain’t got no snow and ice, D# G# D# And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, A# D# He has to come from fucking miles away, D# G# D# And what about poor Mick Dundee, G# A# well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say D# G# D# Christmas here is much more fun, D# A# D# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, D# G# D# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, G# A# Opening presents on the beach, D# G# D# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, G# A# Santa wishes he lives here, D# G# A# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, A# G# D# Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] D# G# D# “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, D# A# D# How they do Christmas Day Down Under, D# G# D# Have you ever stopped to think, G# A# Do they have much punch to drink, D# G# D# Or don’t you just find it shocking, D# A# Have you got tim tams in your stocking, D# G# D# Do you wander where Jesus was born, A# G# D# No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say D# G# D# Christmas here is much more fun, D# A# D# We’ve got surfing, we got sun, D# G# D# Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, G# A# Opening presents on the beach, D# G# D# We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, G# A# Santa wishes he lives here, D# G# A# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, A# G# D# Christmas with the Kangaroos” D# G# A# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, A# G# D# It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”