E A E “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, B E How they do Christmas there Down Under, E A E How do they make Christmas nice, A B When they ain’t got no snow and ice, E A E And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, B E He has to come from fucking miles away, E A E And what about poor Mick Dundee, A B well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say E A E Christmas here is much more fun, E B E We’ve got surfing, we got sun, E A E Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, A B Opening presents on the beach, E A E We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, A B Santa wishes he lives here, E A B Loads of laughter, loads of booze, B A E Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] E A E “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, E B E How they do Christmas Day Down Under, E A E Have you ever stopped to think, A B Do they have much punch to drink, E A E Or don’t you just find it shocking, E B Have you got tim tams in your stocking, E A E Do you wander where Jesus was born, B A E No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say E A E Christmas here is much more fun, E B E We’ve got surfing, we got sun, E A E Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, A B Opening presents on the beach, E A E We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, A B Santa wishes he lives here, E A B Loads of laughter, loads of booze, B A E Christmas with the Kangaroos” E A B Loads of laughter, loads of booze, B A E It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”