B E B “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, F# B How they do Christmas there Down Under, B E B How do they make Christmas nice, E F# When they ain’t got no snow and ice, B E B And what about poor Santa’s sleigh, F# B He has to come from fucking miles away, B E B And what about poor Mick Dundee, E F# well he ain’t got no Christmas tree, [CHORUS] Well they say B E B Christmas here is much more fun, B F# B We’ve got surfing, we got sun, B E B Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, E F# Opening presents on the beach, B E B We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, E F# Santa wishes he lives here, B E F# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, F# E B Christmas with the Kangaroos” [CHORUS] B E B “Well have you ever stopped to wonder, B F# B How they do Christmas Day Down Under, B E B Have you ever stopped to think, E F# Do they have much punch to drink, B E B Or don’t you just find it shocking, B F# Have you got tim tams in your stocking, B E B Do you wander where Jesus was born, F# E B No coz they’ve go kylie they’ve got Shane Warne” [CHORUS] They all say B E B Christmas here is much more fun, B F# B We’ve got surfing, we got sun, B E B Christmas here’s sweet as a peach, E F# Opening presents on the beach, B E B We’ve got barbies, we’ve got beer, E F# Santa wishes he lives here, B E F# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, F# E B Christmas with the Kangaroos” B E F# Loads of laughter, loads of booze, F# E B It’s Christmas with the Kangaroos”