(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) F#m9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else F#m9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 F#m9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour Amaj7 E Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) G#7 D# So if you grow your knowledge tree G#7 hydroponically C#m7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) G#7 La la laa laa la la la laa C#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#7 La la laa laa la la la laa C#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) F#m7 Instead of writing boring papers C#m7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes F#m7 C#m7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics F#m7 Amaj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans E You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) G#7 D# So if you take your notes and tokes G#7 Of signals made of smoke C#m7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college G#7 D# G#7 D# And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory G#7 C#m7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) G#7 La la laa laa la la la laa C#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#7 La la laa laa la la la laa C#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) F#m7 C#m7 F#m7 G#7 (verse 3) F#m7 C#m7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long F#m7 C#m7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon F#m7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era Amaj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze E And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) G#7 D# G#7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria G#7 D# G#7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia G#7 D# G#7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 G#7 D# G#7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says C#m7 I made it through college (chorus) G#7 La la laa laa la la la laa C#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#7 La la laa laa la la la laa C#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)