(intro) Emadd9
(verse 1)
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Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
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That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
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We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
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Then all devour a box of krispy kreme
(pre-chorus)
F7C
So if you grow your knowledge tree
F7
hydroponically
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Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college
(chorus)
F7
La la laa laa la la la laa
A#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa
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La la laa laa la la la laa
(verse 2)
D#m7
Instead of writing boring papers
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You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
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You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics
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You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
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You passed your first exam
(pre-chorus)
F7C
So if you take your notes and tokes
F7
Of signals made of smoke
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No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college
F7CF7C
And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
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Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?
(chorus)
F7
La la laa laa la la la laa
A#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
F7
La la laa laa la la la laa
A#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(interlude/scat) D#m7A#m7D#m7F7
(verse 3)
D#m7A#m7
Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long
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His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon
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Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era
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Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze
C#
And some random acid tracks by patrick boone
(pre-chorus)
F7CF7
With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria
F7CF7
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
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Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20
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get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
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I made it through college
(chorus)
F7
La la laa laa la la la laa
A#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
F7
La la laa laa la la la laa
A#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(repeat chorus until end)