(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) D#m9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else D#m9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 D#m9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour F#maj7 C# Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) F7 C So if you grow your knowledge tree F7 hydroponically A#m7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) F7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa F7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) D#m7 Instead of writing boring papers A#m7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes D#m7 A#m7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics D#m7 F#maj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans C# You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) F7 C So if you take your notes and tokes F7 Of signals made of smoke A#m7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college F7 C F7 C And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory F7 A#m7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) F7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa F7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) D#m7 A#m7 D#m7 F7 (verse 3) D#m7 A#m7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long D#m7 A#m7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon D#m7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era F#maj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze C# And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) F7 C F7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria F7 C F7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia F7 C F7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 F7 C F7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says A#m7 I made it through college (chorus) F7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa F7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)