(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) Dm9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else Dm9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 Dm9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour Fmaj7 C Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) E7 B So if you grow your knowledge tree E7 hydroponically Am7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) E7 La la laa laa la la la laa Am7 La la laa laa la la la laa E7 La la laa laa la la la laa Am7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) Dm7 Instead of writing boring papers Am7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes Dm7 Am7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics Dm7 Fmaj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans C You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) E7 B So if you take your notes and tokes E7 Of signals made of smoke Am7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college E7 B E7 B And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory E7 Am7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) E7 La la laa laa la la la laa Am7 La la laa laa la la la laa E7 La la laa laa la la la laa Am7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) Dm7 Am7 Dm7 E7 (verse 3) Dm7 Am7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long Dm7 Am7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon Dm7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era Fmaj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze C And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) E7 B E7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria E7 B E7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia E7 B E7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 E7 B E7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says Am7 I made it through college (chorus) E7 La la laa laa la la la laa Am7 La la laa laa la la la laa E7 La la laa laa la la la laa Am7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)