(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) Gm9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else Gm9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 Gm9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour A#maj7 F Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) A7 E So if you grow your knowledge tree A7 hydroponically Dm7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) A7 La la laa laa la la la laa Dm7 La la laa laa la la la laa A7 La la laa laa la la la laa Dm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) Gm7 Instead of writing boring papers Dm7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes Gm7 Dm7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics Gm7 A#maj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans F You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) A7 E So if you take your notes and tokes A7 Of signals made of smoke Dm7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college A7 E A7 E And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory A7 Dm7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) A7 La la laa laa la la la laa Dm7 La la laa laa la la la laa A7 La la laa laa la la la laa Dm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) Gm7 Dm7 Gm7 A7 (verse 3) Gm7 Dm7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long Gm7 Dm7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon Gm7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era A#maj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze F And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) A7 E A7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria A7 E A7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia A7 E A7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 A7 E A7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says Dm7 I made it through college (chorus) A7 La la laa laa la la la laa Dm7 La la laa laa la la la laa A7 La la laa laa la la la laa Dm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)