(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) C#m9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else C#m9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 C#m9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour Emaj7 B Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) D#7 A# So if you grow your knowledge tree D#7 hydroponically G#m7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) D#7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) C#m7 Instead of writing boring papers G#m7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes C#m7 G#m7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics C#m7 Emaj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans B You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) D#7 A# So if you take your notes and tokes D#7 Of signals made of smoke G#m7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college D#7 A# D#7 A# And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory D#7 G#m7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) D#7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) C#m7 G#m7 C#m7 D#7 (verse 3) C#m7 G#m7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long C#m7 G#m7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon C#m7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era Emaj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze B And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) D#7 A# D#7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria D#7 A# D#7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia D#7 A# D#7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 D#7 A# D#7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says G#m7 I made it through college (chorus) D#7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#7 La la laa laa la la la laa G#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)