(intro) Emadd9
(verse 1)
C#m9 Emadd9
Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
C#m9 Emadd9
That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
C#m9
We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
Emaj7B
Then all devour a box of krispy kreme
(pre-chorus)
D#7A#
So if you grow your knowledge tree
D#7
hydroponically
G#m7
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college
(chorus)
D#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
G#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
D#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
G#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(verse 2)
C#m7
Instead of writing boring papers
G#m7
You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
C#m7G#m7
You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics
C#m7Emaj7
You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
B
You passed your first exam
(pre-chorus)
D#7A#
So if you take your notes and tokes
D#7
Of signals made of smoke
G#m7
No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college
D#7A#D#7A#
And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
D#7G#m7
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?
(chorus)
D#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
G#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
D#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
G#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(interlude/scat) C#m7G#m7C#m7D#7
(verse 3)
C#m7G#m7
Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long
C#m7G#m7
His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon
C#m7
Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era
Emaj7
Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze
B
And some random acid tracks by patrick boone
(pre-chorus)
D#7A#D#7
With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria
D#7A#D#7
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
D#7A#D#7
Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20
D#7A#D#7
get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
G#m7
I made it through college
(chorus)
D#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
G#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
D#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
G#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(repeat chorus until end)