(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) Fm9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else Fm9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 Fm9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour G#maj7 D# Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) G7 D So if you grow your knowledge tree G7 hydroponically Cm7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) G7 La la laa laa la la la laa Cm7 La la laa laa la la la laa G7 La la laa laa la la la laa Cm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) Fm7 Instead of writing boring papers Cm7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes Fm7 Cm7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics Fm7 G#maj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans D# You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) G7 D So if you take your notes and tokes G7 Of signals made of smoke Cm7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college G7 D G7 D And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory G7 Cm7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) G7 La la laa laa la la la laa Cm7 La la laa laa la la la laa G7 La la laa laa la la la laa Cm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) Fm7 Cm7 Fm7 G7 (verse 3) Fm7 Cm7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long Fm7 Cm7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon Fm7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era G#maj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze D# And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) G7 D G7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria G7 D G7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia G7 D G7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 G7 D G7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says Cm7 I made it through college (chorus) G7 La la laa laa la la la laa Cm7 La la laa laa la la la laa G7 La la laa laa la la la laa Cm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)