(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) G#m9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else G#m9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 G#m9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour Bmaj7 F# Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) A#7 F So if you grow your knowledge tree A#7 hydroponically D#m7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) A#7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) G#m7 Instead of writing boring papers D#m7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes G#m7 D#m7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics G#m7 Bmaj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans F# You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) A#7 F So if you take your notes and tokes A#7 Of signals made of smoke D#m7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college A#7 F A#7 F And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory A#7 D#m7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) A#7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) G#m7 D#m7 G#m7 A#7 (verse 3) G#m7 D#m7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long G#m7 D#m7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon G#m7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era Bmaj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze F# And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) A#7 F A#7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria A#7 F A#7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia A#7 F A#7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 A#7 F A#7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says D#m7 I made it through college (chorus) A#7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa A#7 La la laa laa la la la laa D#m7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)