(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) Em9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else Em9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 Em9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour Gmaj7 D Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) F#7 C# So if you grow your knowledge tree F#7 hydroponically Bm7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) F#7 La la laa laa la la la laa Bm7 La la laa laa la la la laa F#7 La la laa laa la la la laa Bm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) Em7 Instead of writing boring papers Bm7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes Em7 Bm7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics Em7 Gmaj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans D You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) F#7 C# So if you take your notes and tokes F#7 Of signals made of smoke Bm7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college F#7 C# F#7 C# And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory F#7 Bm7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) F#7 La la laa laa la la la laa Bm7 La la laa laa la la la laa F#7 La la laa laa la la la laa Bm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) Em7 Bm7 Em7 F#7 (verse 3) Em7 Bm7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long Em7 Bm7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon Em7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era Gmaj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze D And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) F#7 C# F#7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria F#7 C# F#7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia F#7 C# F#7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 F#7 C# F#7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says Bm7 I made it through college (chorus) F#7 La la laa laa la la la laa Bm7 La la laa laa la la la laa F#7 La la laa laa la la la laa Bm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)