(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) A#m9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else A#m9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 A#m9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour C#maj7 G# Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) C7 G So if you grow your knowledge tree C7 hydroponically Fm7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) C7 La la laa laa la la la laa Fm7 La la laa laa la la la laa C7 La la laa laa la la la laa Fm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) A#m7 Instead of writing boring papers Fm7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes A#m7 Fm7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics A#m7 C#maj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans G# You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) C7 G So if you take your notes and tokes C7 Of signals made of smoke Fm7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college C7 G C7 G And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory C7 Fm7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) C7 La la laa laa la la la laa Fm7 La la laa laa la la la laa C7 La la laa laa la la la laa Fm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) A#m7 Fm7 A#m7 C7 (verse 3) A#m7 Fm7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long A#m7 Fm7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon A#m7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era C#maj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze G# And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) C7 G C7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria C7 G C7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia C7 G C7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 C7 G C7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says Fm7 I made it through college (chorus) C7 La la laa laa la la la laa Fm7 La la laa laa la la la laa C7 La la laa laa la la la laa Fm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)