(intro) Emadd9
(verse 1)
Bm9 Emadd9
Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
Bm9 Emadd9
That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
Bm9
We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
Dmaj7A
Then all devour a box of krispy kreme
(pre-chorus)
C#7G#
So if you grow your knowledge tree
C#7
hydroponically
F#m7
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college
(chorus)
C#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
F#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
C#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
F#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(verse 2)
Bm7
Instead of writing boring papers
F#m7
You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
Bm7F#m7
You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics
Bm7Dmaj7
You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
A
You passed your first exam
(pre-chorus)
C#7G#
So if you take your notes and tokes
C#7
Of signals made of smoke
F#m7
No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college
C#7G#C#7G#
And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
C#7F#m7
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?
(chorus)
C#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
F#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
C#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
F#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(interlude/scat) Bm7F#m7Bm7C#7
(verse 3)
Bm7F#m7
Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long
Bm7F#m7
His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon
Bm7
Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era
Dmaj7
Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze
A
And some random acid tracks by patrick boone
(pre-chorus)
C#7G#C#7
With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria
C#7G#C#7
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
C#7G#C#7
Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20
C#7G#C#7
get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
F#m7
I made it through college
(chorus)
C#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
F#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
C#7
La la laa laa la la la laa
F#m7
La la laa laa la la la laa
(repeat chorus until end)