(intro) Emadd9 (verse 1) Cm9 Emadd9 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else Cm9 Emadd9 That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 Cm9 We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour D#maj7 A# Then all devour a box of krispy kreme (pre-chorus) D7 A So if you grow your knowledge tree D7 hydroponically Gm7 Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college (chorus) D7 La la laa laa la la la laa Gm7 La la laa laa la la la laa D7 La la laa laa la la la laa Gm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (verse 2) Cm7 Instead of writing boring papers Gm7 You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes Cm7 Gm7 You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics Cm7 D#maj7 You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans A# You passed your first exam (pre-chorus) D7 A So if you take your notes and tokes D7 Of signals made of smoke Gm7 No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college D7 A D7 A And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory D7 Gm7 Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory? (chorus) D7 La la laa laa la la la laa Gm7 La la laa laa la la la laa D7 La la laa laa la la la laa Gm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (interlude/scat) Cm7 Gm7 Cm7 D7 (verse 3) Cm7 Gm7 Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long Cm7 Gm7 His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon Cm7 Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era D#maj7 Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze A# And some random acid tracks by patrick boone (pre-chorus) D7 A D7 With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria D7 A D7 Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia D7 A D7 Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20 D7 A D7 get the blunted edge, a certificate that says Gm7 I made it through college (chorus) D7 La la laa laa la la la laa Gm7 La la laa laa la la la laa D7 La la laa laa la la la laa Gm7 La la laa laa la la la laa (repeat chorus until end)